(Ju On:) The Grudge [2004] Commentary
November 1, 2012
DryYoshi screw it i'm just gonna frickin do it
Holy Chiz has entered the Shay Apartment.
2:23 Holy Chiz xD
2:24 DryYoshi Here goes nothing...
2:24 Holy Chiz Good luck. [flutter]
2:24 DryYoshi Well the video won't even open.
lol.
this is a movie from 2004 how bad can it be
2:25 Holy Chiz Excuses. >:o
Try again. >:o
2:25 DryYoshi oh sheet a creepy door
Oh it's just a logo.
lolololol.
f*ckmef*ckmef*ckmef*ckmef*ckmef*ckmef*ckmef*ckmef*ckmef*ckme
2:26 Holy Chiz Did a scary part happen? xD
2:26 DryYoshi no
Just a guy on a bridge.
That looks like he could be related to Robin Williams.
2:26 Holy Chiz OMG
THERE'S A GUY
ON A BRIDGE
HOLY CRAP
NIGHTMARES
2:26 DryYoshi nvm it's a balcony
2:26 Holy Chiz D:
2:26 DryYoshi and he randomly kills himself
that was so random it was funny
2:27 Holy Chiz Well that's ... not...weird.
Where's my dog?
2:27 DryYoshi HAH look at the stupid chinatown ladies
2:27 Holy Chiz What's a Chinatown lady?
2:27 DryYoshi idk
2:28 Holy Chiz xD
2:28 DryYoshi OH SHEET JAPANESE LETTERS THAT SAY "CURSE GRUDGE" AND THEY'RE MADE OUT OF THE GRUDGE'S GIRLS HAIR OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG I'm so scared ;-;
OH GOD HER HAND IN THE WATER
D:
2:29 Holy Chiz You can read Japanese
?
2:29 DryYoshi No, subtitles.
xD
2:29 Holy Chiz Ohhhhhhhh
Mitt Romney kinda looks like a reject actor.
2:30 DryYoshi I think he looks like a pedo.
That's why he wants to ban abortions.
[troll]
2:30 Holy Chiz He has a buttchin
2:31 DryYoshi just like mr [troll]
Holy Chiz has left the Shay Apartment.
2:31 DryYoshi MORE HAIR D:
Holy....
I'm scared of hair now.
Holy Chiz has entered the Shay Apartment.
2:32 Holy Chiz But Mitt Romney doesn't seem like the type of person that would exist
2:32 DryYoshi OH LOOK YOKO MAKI AND TAKAKO FUJI YES LOVELY MOVIE YOU PEOPLE MADE ASDFGTA
Holy Chiz has left the Shay Apartment.
2:34 DryYoshi Hello young Japanese lady how are you doing.
Holy Chiz has entered the Shay Apartment.
2:34 Holy Chiz So what's going on? xD
2:35 DryYoshi A girl talking to some crazy old lady she needs to take care off in that creepy arse house.
OH NO A PHONE I'M SCARED
STOP SPEAKING JAPANESE WHAT ARE YOU SAYIIIIING
WHERE ARE THE SUBS WHEN I NEED THEM
2:35 Holy Chiz What are they saying? I could maybe translate a few...words.
xD
2:36 DryYoshi OH NO BOXES BOXES BOXES
ASDGGSGDHRAGS
2:36 Holy Chiz At least it's not a barrel.
2:36 DryYoshi OH CRAP THE GIRL IS DOING THAT MOANING THING
2:36 Holy Chiz What moaning thing? D:
2:37 DryYoshi SHE'S OPENING THE CLOSET IN THE GAME WHERE THE LITTLE BOY JUMPS OUT THAT TRANSFORMS INTO A CAT
Just watch Pewdie play Ju On The Grudge, you will understand :P
YOKO DON'T JUST STAND THERE LIKE A LITTLE BEEETCH
AAAAH SPIDERWEBS
YOKOOOOOO Oh she's just lighting a mach.
*match
OH NO IT'S THE ATTIC
WHERE SHE DIES
IN THE END
OF THE GAME
D:
2:39 Holy Chiz Maybe you shouldn't watch that at 3:39....
2:39 DryYoshi NO NO NO NO NON NO
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Yeah ok she's dead.
It's 2:39 actually.
;-;
Hold me. ;-;
oh look it's buffy.
hello buffy
why don't you have your damn stake
STOP HAVING SEX I WANNA BE SCARED AGAIN
The carecenter, yeah I bet the fucking grudgegirl won't be there.
OH NO WHITE SHIRTS WHITE SHIRTS
lalalalalalalalal FUCKING LEASURELY STROLL
WTF BUDDHIST IDGAF ABOUT PEACE
NO SMOKING NO SMOKING MAN
FUCKING JAPANEEEEESSSEEEEE
WHO IS THIS NERD WITH A WISH WITH A VISIT WITH AN OLD LADY WHAT
Oh she's a cop. what.
IDK WHAT THOSE DOCTOR SHIT MEANS.
oh sleeping sure ok.
GOOD ENGLISH THANK YOU.
AN ENGLISH HOUSE WITH A CREEPY GIRL WITH LONG ASS HAIR AND A BOY THAT TRANSFORMS INTO A FUCKING CAT. FAN FUCKING TASTIC.
MORE WALKING WHY THE FUCK NOT.
FUCKING JAPANESE PEOPLE CUTTING IN LINE.
FUCKING SHUT THE BABY UP GODDAMNIT.
Oh my god I'm only 14 minutes in.
WHY ARE YOU LOOKING FOR THE CREEPY ASS HOUSE YOU STUPID BLONDE BITCH. I MEAN BUFFY. I MEAN SARAH MICHELLE FUCKING GELLAR WHO USED TO BE BRUNETTE.
RINGING THE DOORBELL OF FUCKING DEATH UP IN THIS BITCH.
OOH CHIPS LIKE IM EATING FUCKING CHIPS RN.
Yup this isn't creepy at all.
oh shit creepy hands.
Oh the bitch just rolled out of fucking bed. Old fuck.
AH LAUNDRY IS SO FUCKING SCARY DAMMIT.
Hey Karen. Karen fucking Davis. Yes substiture for Yoko. Who died. JUST LIKE YOU WILL MWAHAHAHAHA.
More creepy sounds I wonder what the fuck will happen now.
Oh look the closet is taped off now. SHUT UP CAT BOY JUST STFU.
YES MEE FUCKING YAW. SHUT UUUUUP.
A book. A freaking book. FUCKING CAT SCARED ME.
STOP TRANSFORMING ALREADY.
EMMA TALK YOU BITCH. LOLOLOLOL. Stupid kid won't come the fuck downstairs. Yes Alex come the fuck on. COME THE FUCK ON TO THE HOUSE.
oh yeah just go read a book why the fuck not.
Oh look it's the guy that killed himself in the beginning of the movie. HE CAUSED ALL OF THIS SHIT. THE ASSHOLE.
The ambients is so fucking creepy god.
Oh hello little boy.
HELLO AGAIN LITTLE FUCKING BOY.
WHO IS TOSHIO. TOSH.O? YOSHI? ME? WHAT?!
Fucking phone creepy as heeeeelll.
WHO THE FUCK IS SUSAN.
WHERE IS THE PHOOOOOOONE.
OH SHIT THE GRUDGE GIRL THE FUCKING GRUDGE GIRL JUST FLOATED BY.
What are you mumbling about crazy old bitch.
YES GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP EMMA.
OH SHIT THE GRUDGE GIRL SHIT SO MUCH HAIR SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT.
REALLY YOU CUT TO BLACK LIKE IT'S A TV SHOW?!?!?
She's definitely dead.
People are buying the house now? What?
This movie is advertised as a SMG movie yet she died in the first 30 minutes.
THE DAMN GIRL IS UPSTAIRS AGAIN.
OH YEAH AMAZING FLOOR TRANSITION SHOT.
WTF A BATHTUB FULL OF BLOOD.
Oh crap.
This man is putting his hand in the bathtub full of water.
In the game the Grudge girl was in there D:
But this time it's the kid.
lol.
wait no.
what
WHY DID THE GRUDGE GIRL SOUND LIKE A BABY.
Oh well he isn't dead.
And they bought the house.
Like fucking idiots.
WTF NOW IT'S A PREQUEL YOKO IS ALIVE.
STOP TEASING HER MAN. STOP IT. STOP TEASING JEN.
You were lost. ok. idgas.
OFCOURSE NO ONE SPEAKS ENGLISH YOU MOVED TO FUCKING JAPAN YOU IDIOTS.
Annoying Japanese person on the shop radio thing.
NOOOOOOOODLEEESSSS. Give me some fucking noodles.
Oh look who's sleepy.
.... WTF JUST KNOCKED OVER HER NOODLES. Oh the stupid old bitch again.
Footsteps in the noodles........ SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT.
CHAAAAAIIIIRRS. Fuck you.
CAT BOY GO AWAY. CAT BOY MAY SOUND LIKE A SUPER HERO NAME BUT IT'S NOT BUDDY IT'S NOT.
OH SHIT THE GRUDGE GIRL PICKED THE KITTIE UUUUUP.
Don't go after her you dumbfu.
DOOR CLOSE AND BLACKOUT LIKE IT'S A FREAKING TV SHOW AGAIN.
And the guy comes home to a fucking messy as hell place.
Mom is fucking crazy again. Like always.
Where's Jennifer? FUCKING DEAD!
Lights don't work of course not.
Oh she's alive sortof.
AND THE FUCKING GIRL IS BEHIND THE BED RETHGA.
oh wait it's the kiddie cat. get it. GET IT.
Lol so silly. Stupid kiddie.
Running. Fucking running.
well Jen doesn't look as alive anymore. And more running.
Lol stupid cat is stupid.
AND STOP IT WITH THE TV FADING. GEEZUS.
Who the hell is this dude with the glasses what.
MRS WILLIAMS CAN'T SPEAK. YOU FOUR-EYED FUCK.
OH LOOK IT'S THE PRESENT AGAIN.
And Buffy isn't dead. Yeah ok.
Hello Detective Motherfucker.
Those people are the fuckers that diiiieeeeeeed. hehehe.
This is so fucking boring oh my god.
Statements ok theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen.
Yoko again. Fucking Yoko again.
MISSING = DEAAAAAAAD
ONLY YESTERDAY? EVERYTHING SEEMS LIKE A YEAR APART.
CREEPY BITCH IN THE WIND--- oh it's just a cop with a camera.
PHONES. FUCKING PHONES.
PHONES WILL KIIIIILLLLLLLL YOOOOOUUUUUUU.
Oh look the phone is in the closet nothing can go wrong there :D
Yeah inspect the fucking closet some more why don't ya.
HAIR. RSHGAESRHTSHDM.
DON'T. GO. UP. THERE.
Fucking idiots. You went up there. YOU WENT FUCKING UP THERE.
Look a body. It's Jen and the guy. They look like fucking zombies.
"WHO DOES THAT BELONG TO"? WHAT! Oh eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww ripped out jaw wtf.
Hospital. Hospital. idgaf. Hospital.
Yes that house. THAT MOTHAFUCKIN HOOOOUUUSE. Sure it is okay Buffy. sure it is.
Who the hell is this now?
Oh she's related to the killed people isn't.
OH SHIT THE GRUDGE GIRL IS IN A FUCKING OFFICE BUILDING WTF HOW.
Stairways sure as safe. Yes sir-ey.
FUCKING PHOOOOONES.
WHY IS THE GRUDGE GIRL ON THE FUCKING PHONE. HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK.
Grudge Girl, you're not so special I can imitate your moaning >:o
OH NO HAAAAAIR HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR FUCKING HAAAAAAAAAIR
FUCKING LIGHTS GO OUT
FUCKING JACKET IS STUCK
FUCKING FALLING ON THE FLOOR
FUCKING GRUDGE GIRL'S FACE
FUCKING RUN TO THE SECURITY.
She can hardly speak Japanese now.
I bet the security guard will die. He has tooooo.
She's just patiently waiting. Like me.
OH SHIT DISTORTED VISION SLENDERMAN IS COMING.
WTF
THE GIRL ROSE OUT OF HER OWN HAIR
OH SHEEEEEEEEET.
RUN LADY RUUUN.
TAXI TAXI.
Well she got away. Sort of.
Unless the girl is driving the car. lolololol.
GOT JAPANESE RADIO IS OBNOXIOUS WTF.
Wtf she went back are you fucking crazy woman. ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY. Elevator. Little naked cat boy. Lovely.
Lovely lovely lovely.
Oh wait this isn't the building is it.
NAH I GUESS NOOOOT.
GO INTO YOUR APARTMENT AND SIT ON THE COUCH AND GO WATCH SOME PORN WHILE YOU'rE AT IT.
Fucking phone.
tringelingling.
PICK IT UP YOU WHORE.
Oh good it's just Matthew Mccaughnahey or whatever now.
Tringelingding the bell.
JUST OPEN THE DOOR TITS FOR BRAINS.
IT'S HIM.
Woah wtf. He was at the peephole and now he's gone and oh shit it's the Grudge girl on the phone HOW DOES SHE USE PHONES.
GO HIDE IN THE BED YEAH GOOD CHOICE.
OH SHIT WTF THE JACKET THING IS IN HER BED WAIT HOW IS THAT SCARY.
OH SHIT THE GRUDGE GIRL IN THE BED AND NOW she's dead.
Lovely.
Lovely deathcount we have going here.
More hospital bullshit with Buffy.
Find da boooooy. Taped iiiiin. With boooooks.
Women boooooooks. :3 What Buffy said it not me.
That creepy ass picture again with the boy and the Grudge girl face carved out.
YES OF COURSE SOMETHING IS WRONG THEEEEREEEEEE. Bitch.
The son killed his wife. LOL YOU FUCKING DUMBASSES.
IT'S NOT LIKE THERE ARE ACTUAL WOUNDS SO HOW.
Japanese talk about thge dead people.
BURN THE HOUSE TO THE FLOOR. "DISCOVERY IN THE ATTIC" WTF.
Yeah go take the day off why not it's not like the place will be jumping with peeeeeps.
BUFFY I MEAN KAREN DON'T LOOK SO MOPYYYYY.
HOLY CRAP GRUDGE GIRL IN THE WINDOW MOST TARA-FYING THING OF THE MOVIE.
Shower. Nothing creepy ever happens in the shower in horror movies. RIGHT?!
Holy shit a hand in her hair.
LITTLE BOOOOY IN DA CORNEEEER HE DID SOMETHING BAAAAD.
OH SHIT HE GRUDGE GIRL IS WALKING TOWARDS THE GLASSES GUY LIKE A FUCKING ZOMBIE NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Lol he slipped what a dumbfu.
Bloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.
Wait it's Yoko but also the Grudge girl what.
WTF HER JAW IS OFF LIKE THE ONE THEY FOUND DDDDD:
Looking up kills of the Grudge girl well ok then.
Guy kills himself. Oh you mean like the beginning of the fucking movie FSR.
The cop checks the security footage.... Sees the Grudge girl...
The whole thing has more static than before...
Fucking crazy shit.
OH SHIT HER EYES HER FUCKING EYES D:
Questions to that lady? I thought the bitch was dead.
Oh wait that's a different lady. The wife of the guy who killed himself. WHY DOES SHE LOOK LIKE A FUCKING HOOKER.
Creepy old pics with the Grudge girl D:
She's not even creepy when she's not attacking people.
lol.
HAPPY MONDAY? MONDAY FUCKING SUUUUCKS.
To the house with weird letters why the fuck not.
Nice haircut bro.
CREEPY SHIT IN THE BACKYARD WHY. THE. FUCK. NOOOOT.
Arms.
Lovely lovely arms.
Little kid.
Fucking hate you you little prick.
Konichi-fucking-wa.
Just talking to the cat kid huh. Fine with me.
The photo is torn up now. Lovely.
I bet the Grudge girl will come soon.
"Where's a cat? I don't see no damn cat."
GHOOOOOOOOOSTS.
Dead cops lovely.
THAT HOUSE :o
Fucking get out of the house then!
"Memory of what happened repeats... death becomes a part of the place killing everything it touches..." wts. "It will never let you go." Well that explains how she can kill people outside of the house.
Lovely memories of your buds.
OH MY GOD. YES. THEY'RE GONNA TORCH THE FUCKING PLACE. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Wait what. Jackie Chan why are you stopping. Goddammit. DON'T. GO. TO. THE. GODDAMN. BATH. TUB. YOU. FUCKING. ID. I. OT.
Fucking idiot.
Lovely drowning sound.
The kid like drowned himself. And then he awakes. And then some other guy drowns him.... wtf. That makes no sense.
Tickticktickticktick. Fucking clock.
Weird ass bowelmovement sounds.
Yes we knew they were fucking dead those Alex and Yoko.
RUN BUFFY RUN TO YOUR SEXY BF.
Oh crap now he's at the house. And Buffy is gone FNR. Even though she was just there.
OH NO DOOR OPENING DOOR OPENING AESRDTFYGJHSRHTDA.
DOUUUG. WHERE AAAAAARE YOOOOU.
How are you not hearing her. lol.
Wait it's the phone isn't it.
Recorded message bullshit.
Right.
Assholes.
HOW DID IT JUST TURN DAY.
Oh Buffy is seeing some guy and he can't see her what.
Oh look the kiddie cat.
Does he see her now? Good he does.
WHY IS HE CLOSING THE DOOR SO CREEPY LIKE.
STOP LOOKING AT THE DISTURBING DOOR.
OH NO MOANING.
The face. The piece of the photo.
Her face has been cut out of all of the fucking photos.
Random love shit. Still a better love story than Twilight.
Lol when she says Peter it sounds like Peeta.
GHOST TOUCH. BAAAD TOUCH.
All the cut out pieces of the photo on a board. Disturbing.
The book flipping through the pages.
Lands on a creepy eye.
Flies.
Fucking flies.
I KNOW IT'S COMING GODDAMMIT DON'T HOLD ME BACK.
THE CLOSEEEEEEEET.
DEAAAAAD PEEEEOOOOPPLEEEEEE. That's why there are flies duh.
SHIT IT'S HER.
SHE FALLS LIKE A DUMBASS.
AND NOW SHE'S JUST LYING UPSIDEDOWN WTH.
WHY IS BUFFY LIKE A GHOST TO HIM IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE.
NOW HE'S FREAKING OUT.
And he's gone.
Ya know, outside of the fucking house of fucked up shit.
Oh my god wtf a guy banging against the wall.
He hung himself I guess.
Right. The Grudge girl had a terrible father or something that's why this shit is happening.
Oh look Doug.
Hey dude.
Shit it's heeeer. She's coming down the stairs like in the game D:
Fuck I hate this.
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. FSDGNHGESHDJFHTAGRSHDTAETGSR
FUCKING STOP IT D:
I hate this I hate this I hate this.
SHIT SHE GRABBED HIM.
OH GOD.
ESRDHTATEGRSHTAEGRSHTRaeg
Dead.
DSGSFG SFHSGHFTTRSG SRH ASRG STOOOOOP.
WTF SHE'S COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET HOW SHE WAS BEHIND HER LIKE 0.00000000000001 second ago.
The lighter.
She's gonna torch the place with the gasoline.
OH SHIT THE GRUDGE GIRL GRABBED HER ARM.
Oh well torched place it is.
Buffy isn't dead though.
Somehow.
Torched place, Grudge girl... but not dead. Wow. How.
Yeah yeah crying over Doug's body.
WTF HE'S MOVING.
OH SHIT IT'S THE GRUDGE GIRL. Oh no it's not. OH SHIT SHE'S BEHIND BUFFY NOW DDDDD: The fucking end. 2 more sequels. Fuck I don't wanna watch those. I really don't. asdfghjk
well that's the end. Hope you enjoyed this weird ass commentary on "Ju On: The Grudge".
Holy Chiz has entered the Shay Apartment.
2:23 Holy Chiz xD
2:24 DryYoshi Here goes nothing...
2:24 Holy Chiz Good luck. [flutter]
2:24 DryYoshi Well the video won't even open.
lol.
this is a movie from 2004 how bad can it be
2:25 Holy Chiz Excuses. >:o
Try again. >:o
2:25 DryYoshi oh sheet a creepy door
Oh it's just a logo.
lolololol.
f*ckmef*ckmef*ckmef*ckmef*ckmef*ckmef*ckmef*ckmef*ckmef*ckme
2:26 Holy Chiz Did a scary part happen? xD
2:26 DryYoshi no
Just a guy on a bridge.
That looks like he could be related to Robin Williams.
2:26 Holy Chiz OMG
THERE'S A GUY
ON A BRIDGE
HOLY CRAP
NIGHTMARES
2:26 DryYoshi nvm it's a balcony
2:26 Holy Chiz D:
2:26 DryYoshi and he randomly kills himself
that was so random it was funny
2:27 Holy Chiz Well that's ... not...weird.
Where's my dog?
2:27 DryYoshi HAH look at the stupid chinatown ladies
2:27 Holy Chiz What's a Chinatown lady?
2:27 DryYoshi idk
2:28 Holy Chiz xD
2:28 DryYoshi OH SHEET JAPANESE LETTERS THAT SAY "CURSE GRUDGE" AND THEY'RE MADE OUT OF THE GRUDGE'S GIRLS HAIR OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG I'm so scared ;-;
OH GOD HER HAND IN THE WATER
D:
2:29 Holy Chiz You can read Japanese
?
2:29 DryYoshi No, subtitles.
xD
2:29 Holy Chiz Ohhhhhhhh
Mitt Romney kinda looks like a reject actor.
2:30 DryYoshi I think he looks like a pedo.
That's why he wants to ban abortions.
[troll]
2:30 Holy Chiz He has a buttchin
2:31 DryYoshi just like mr [troll]
Holy Chiz has left the Shay Apartment.
2:31 DryYoshi MORE HAIR D:
Holy....
I'm scared of hair now.
Holy Chiz has entered the Shay Apartment.
2:32 Holy Chiz But Mitt Romney doesn't seem like the type of person that would exist
2:32 DryYoshi OH LOOK YOKO MAKI AND TAKAKO FUJI YES LOVELY MOVIE YOU PEOPLE MADE ASDFGTA
Holy Chiz has left the Shay Apartment.
2:34 DryYoshi Hello young Japanese lady how are you doing.
Holy Chiz has entered the Shay Apartment.
2:34 Holy Chiz So what's going on? xD
2:35 DryYoshi A girl talking to some crazy old lady she needs to take care off in that creepy arse house.
OH NO A PHONE I'M SCARED
STOP SPEAKING JAPANESE WHAT ARE YOU SAYIIIIING
WHERE ARE THE SUBS WHEN I NEED THEM
2:35 Holy Chiz What are they saying? I could maybe translate a few...words.
xD
2:36 DryYoshi OH NO BOXES BOXES BOXES
ASDGGSGDHRAGS
2:36 Holy Chiz At least it's not a barrel.
2:36 DryYoshi OH CRAP THE GIRL IS DOING THAT MOANING THING
2:36 Holy Chiz What moaning thing? D:
2:37 DryYoshi SHE'S OPENING THE CLOSET IN THE GAME WHERE THE LITTLE BOY JUMPS OUT THAT TRANSFORMS INTO A CAT
Just watch Pewdie play Ju On The Grudge, you will understand :P
YOKO DON'T JUST STAND THERE LIKE A LITTLE BEEETCH
AAAAH SPIDERWEBS
YOKOOOOOO Oh she's just lighting a mach.
*match
OH NO IT'S THE ATTIC
WHERE SHE DIES
IN THE END
OF THE GAME
D:
2:39 Holy Chiz Maybe you shouldn't watch that at 3:39....
2:39 DryYoshi NO NO NO NO NON NO
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Yeah ok she's dead.
It's 2:39 actually.
;-;
Hold me. ;-;
oh look it's buffy.
hello buffy
why don't you have your damn stake
STOP HAVING SEX I WANNA BE SCARED AGAIN
The carecenter, yeah I bet the fucking grudgegirl won't be there.
OH NO WHITE SHIRTS WHITE SHIRTS
lalalalalalalalal FUCKING LEASURELY STROLL
WTF BUDDHIST IDGAF ABOUT PEACE
NO SMOKING NO SMOKING MAN
FUCKING JAPANEEEEESSSEEEEE
WHO IS THIS NERD WITH A WISH WITH A VISIT WITH AN OLD LADY WHAT
Oh she's a cop. what.
IDK WHAT THOSE DOCTOR SHIT MEANS.
oh sleeping sure ok.
GOOD ENGLISH THANK YOU.
AN ENGLISH HOUSE WITH A CREEPY GIRL WITH LONG ASS HAIR AND A BOY THAT TRANSFORMS INTO A FUCKING CAT. FAN FUCKING TASTIC.
MORE WALKING WHY THE FUCK NOT.
FUCKING JAPANESE PEOPLE CUTTING IN LINE.
FUCKING SHUT THE BABY UP GODDAMNIT.
Oh my god I'm only 14 minutes in.
WHY ARE YOU LOOKING FOR THE CREEPY ASS HOUSE YOU STUPID BLONDE BITCH. I MEAN BUFFY. I MEAN SARAH MICHELLE FUCKING GELLAR WHO USED TO BE BRUNETTE.
RINGING THE DOORBELL OF FUCKING DEATH UP IN THIS BITCH.
OOH CHIPS LIKE IM EATING FUCKING CHIPS RN.
Yup this isn't creepy at all.
oh shit creepy hands.
Oh the bitch just rolled out of fucking bed. Old fuck.
AH LAUNDRY IS SO FUCKING SCARY DAMMIT.
Hey Karen. Karen fucking Davis. Yes substiture for Yoko. Who died. JUST LIKE YOU WILL MWAHAHAHAHA.
More creepy sounds I wonder what the fuck will happen now.
Oh look the closet is taped off now. SHUT UP CAT BOY JUST STFU.
YES MEE FUCKING YAW. SHUT UUUUUP.
A book. A freaking book. FUCKING CAT SCARED ME.
STOP TRANSFORMING ALREADY.
EMMA TALK YOU BITCH. LOLOLOLOL. Stupid kid won't come the fuck downstairs. Yes Alex come the fuck on. COME THE FUCK ON TO THE HOUSE.
oh yeah just go read a book why the fuck not.
Oh look it's the guy that killed himself in the beginning of the movie. HE CAUSED ALL OF THIS SHIT. THE ASSHOLE.
The ambients is so fucking creepy god.
Oh hello little boy.
HELLO AGAIN LITTLE FUCKING BOY.
WHO IS TOSHIO. TOSH.O? YOSHI? ME? WHAT?!
Fucking phone creepy as heeeeelll.
WHO THE FUCK IS SUSAN.
WHERE IS THE PHOOOOOOONE.
OH SHIT THE GRUDGE GIRL THE FUCKING GRUDGE GIRL JUST FLOATED BY.
What are you mumbling about crazy old bitch.
YES GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP EMMA.
OH SHIT THE GRUDGE GIRL SHIT SO MUCH HAIR SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT.
REALLY YOU CUT TO BLACK LIKE IT'S A TV SHOW?!?!?
She's definitely dead.
People are buying the house now? What?
This movie is advertised as a SMG movie yet she died in the first 30 minutes.
THE DAMN GIRL IS UPSTAIRS AGAIN.
OH YEAH AMAZING FLOOR TRANSITION SHOT.
WTF A BATHTUB FULL OF BLOOD.
Oh crap.
This man is putting his hand in the bathtub full of water.
In the game the Grudge girl was in there D:
But this time it's the kid.
lol.
wait no.
what
WHY DID THE GRUDGE GIRL SOUND LIKE A BABY.
Oh well he isn't dead.
And they bought the house.
Like fucking idiots.
WTF NOW IT'S A PREQUEL YOKO IS ALIVE.
STOP TEASING HER MAN. STOP IT. STOP TEASING JEN.
You were lost. ok. idgas.
OFCOURSE NO ONE SPEAKS ENGLISH YOU MOVED TO FUCKING JAPAN YOU IDIOTS.
Annoying Japanese person on the shop radio thing.
NOOOOOOOODLEEESSSS. Give me some fucking noodles.
Oh look who's sleepy.
.... WTF JUST KNOCKED OVER HER NOODLES. Oh the stupid old bitch again.
Footsteps in the noodles........ SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT.
CHAAAAAIIIIRRS. Fuck you.
CAT BOY GO AWAY. CAT BOY MAY SOUND LIKE A SUPER HERO NAME BUT IT'S NOT BUDDY IT'S NOT.
OH SHIT THE GRUDGE GIRL PICKED THE KITTIE UUUUUP.
Don't go after her you dumbfu.
DOOR CLOSE AND BLACKOUT LIKE IT'S A FREAKING TV SHOW AGAIN.
And the guy comes home to a fucking messy as hell place.
Mom is fucking crazy again. Like always.
Where's Jennifer? FUCKING DEAD!
Lights don't work of course not.
Oh she's alive sortof.
AND THE FUCKING GIRL IS BEHIND THE BED RETHGA.
oh wait it's the kiddie cat. get it. GET IT.
Lol so silly. Stupid kiddie.
Running. Fucking running.
well Jen doesn't look as alive anymore. And more running.
Lol stupid cat is stupid.
AND STOP IT WITH THE TV FADING. GEEZUS.
Who the hell is this dude with the glasses what.
MRS WILLIAMS CAN'T SPEAK. YOU FOUR-EYED FUCK.
OH LOOK IT'S THE PRESENT AGAIN.
And Buffy isn't dead. Yeah ok.
Hello Detective Motherfucker.
Those people are the fuckers that diiiieeeeeeed. hehehe.
This is so fucking boring oh my god.
Statements ok theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen.
Yoko again. Fucking Yoko again.
MISSING = DEAAAAAAAD
ONLY YESTERDAY? EVERYTHING SEEMS LIKE A YEAR APART.
CREEPY BITCH IN THE WIND--- oh it's just a cop with a camera.
PHONES. FUCKING PHONES.
PHONES WILL KIIIIILLLLLLLL YOOOOOUUUUUUU.
Oh look the phone is in the closet nothing can go wrong there :D
Yeah inspect the fucking closet some more why don't ya.
HAIR. RSHGAESRHTSHDM.
DON'T. GO. UP. THERE.
Fucking idiots. You went up there. YOU WENT FUCKING UP THERE.
Look a body. It's Jen and the guy. They look like fucking zombies.
"WHO DOES THAT BELONG TO"? WHAT! Oh eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww ripped out jaw wtf.
Hospital. Hospital. idgaf. Hospital.
Yes that house. THAT MOTHAFUCKIN HOOOOUUUSE. Sure it is okay Buffy. sure it is.
Who the hell is this now?
Oh she's related to the killed people isn't.
OH SHIT THE GRUDGE GIRL IS IN A FUCKING OFFICE BUILDING WTF HOW.
Stairways sure as safe. Yes sir-ey.
FUCKING PHOOOOONES.
WHY IS THE GRUDGE GIRL ON THE FUCKING PHONE. HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK.
Grudge Girl, you're not so special I can imitate your moaning >:o
OH NO HAAAAAIR HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR FUCKING HAAAAAAAAAIR
FUCKING LIGHTS GO OUT
FUCKING JACKET IS STUCK
FUCKING FALLING ON THE FLOOR
FUCKING GRUDGE GIRL'S FACE
FUCKING RUN TO THE SECURITY.
She can hardly speak Japanese now.
I bet the security guard will die. He has tooooo.
She's just patiently waiting. Like me.
OH SHIT DISTORTED VISION SLENDERMAN IS COMING.
WTF
THE GIRL ROSE OUT OF HER OWN HAIR
OH SHEEEEEEEEET.
RUN LADY RUUUN.
TAXI TAXI.
Well she got away. Sort of.
Unless the girl is driving the car. lolololol.
GOT JAPANESE RADIO IS OBNOXIOUS WTF.
Wtf she went back are you fucking crazy woman. ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY. Elevator. Little naked cat boy. Lovely.
Lovely lovely lovely.
Oh wait this isn't the building is it.
NAH I GUESS NOOOOT.
GO INTO YOUR APARTMENT AND SIT ON THE COUCH AND GO WATCH SOME PORN WHILE YOU'rE AT IT.
Fucking phone.
tringelingling.
PICK IT UP YOU WHORE.
Oh good it's just Matthew Mccaughnahey or whatever now.
Tringelingding the bell.
JUST OPEN THE DOOR TITS FOR BRAINS.
IT'S HIM.
Woah wtf. He was at the peephole and now he's gone and oh shit it's the Grudge girl on the phone HOW DOES SHE USE PHONES.
GO HIDE IN THE BED YEAH GOOD CHOICE.
OH SHIT WTF THE JACKET THING IS IN HER BED WAIT HOW IS THAT SCARY.
OH SHIT THE GRUDGE GIRL IN THE BED AND NOW she's dead.
Lovely.
Lovely deathcount we have going here.
More hospital bullshit with Buffy.
Find da boooooy. Taped iiiiin. With boooooks.
Women boooooooks. :3 What Buffy said it not me.
That creepy ass picture again with the boy and the Grudge girl face carved out.
YES OF COURSE SOMETHING IS WRONG THEEEEREEEEEE. Bitch.
The son killed his wife. LOL YOU FUCKING DUMBASSES.
IT'S NOT LIKE THERE ARE ACTUAL WOUNDS SO HOW.
Japanese talk about thge dead people.
BURN THE HOUSE TO THE FLOOR. "DISCOVERY IN THE ATTIC" WTF.
Yeah go take the day off why not it's not like the place will be jumping with peeeeeps.
BUFFY I MEAN KAREN DON'T LOOK SO MOPYYYYY.
HOLY CRAP GRUDGE GIRL IN THE WINDOW MOST TARA-FYING THING OF THE MOVIE.
Shower. Nothing creepy ever happens in the shower in horror movies. RIGHT?!
Holy shit a hand in her hair.
LITTLE BOOOOY IN DA CORNEEEER HE DID SOMETHING BAAAAD.
OH SHIT HE GRUDGE GIRL IS WALKING TOWARDS THE GLASSES GUY LIKE A FUCKING ZOMBIE NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Lol he slipped what a dumbfu.
Bloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.
Wait it's Yoko but also the Grudge girl what.
WTF HER JAW IS OFF LIKE THE ONE THEY FOUND DDDDD:
Looking up kills of the Grudge girl well ok then.
Guy kills himself. Oh you mean like the beginning of the fucking movie FSR.
The cop checks the security footage.... Sees the Grudge girl...
The whole thing has more static than before...
Fucking crazy shit.
OH SHIT HER EYES HER FUCKING EYES D:
Questions to that lady? I thought the bitch was dead.
Oh wait that's a different lady. The wife of the guy who killed himself. WHY DOES SHE LOOK LIKE A FUCKING HOOKER.
Creepy old pics with the Grudge girl D:
She's not even creepy when she's not attacking people.
lol.
HAPPY MONDAY? MONDAY FUCKING SUUUUCKS.
To the house with weird letters why the fuck not.
Nice haircut bro.
CREEPY SHIT IN THE BACKYARD WHY. THE. FUCK. NOOOOT.
Arms.
Lovely lovely arms.
Little kid.
Fucking hate you you little prick.
Konichi-fucking-wa.
Just talking to the cat kid huh. Fine with me.
The photo is torn up now. Lovely.
I bet the Grudge girl will come soon.
"Where's a cat? I don't see no damn cat."
GHOOOOOOOOOSTS.
Dead cops lovely.
THAT HOUSE :o
Fucking get out of the house then!
"Memory of what happened repeats... death becomes a part of the place killing everything it touches..." wts. "It will never let you go." Well that explains how she can kill people outside of the house.
Lovely memories of your buds.
OH MY GOD. YES. THEY'RE GONNA TORCH THE FUCKING PLACE. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Wait what. Jackie Chan why are you stopping. Goddammit. DON'T. GO. TO. THE. GODDAMN. BATH. TUB. YOU. FUCKING. ID. I. OT.
Fucking idiot.
Lovely drowning sound.
The kid like drowned himself. And then he awakes. And then some other guy drowns him.... wtf. That makes no sense.
Tickticktickticktick. Fucking clock.
Weird ass bowelmovement sounds.
Yes we knew they were fucking dead those Alex and Yoko.
RUN BUFFY RUN TO YOUR SEXY BF.
Oh crap now he's at the house. And Buffy is gone FNR. Even though she was just there.
OH NO DOOR OPENING DOOR OPENING AESRDTFYGJHSRHTDA.
DOUUUG. WHERE AAAAAARE YOOOOU.
How are you not hearing her. lol.
Wait it's the phone isn't it.
Recorded message bullshit.
Right.
Assholes.
HOW DID IT JUST TURN DAY.
Oh Buffy is seeing some guy and he can't see her what.
Oh look the kiddie cat.
Does he see her now? Good he does.
WHY IS HE CLOSING THE DOOR SO CREEPY LIKE.
STOP LOOKING AT THE DISTURBING DOOR.
OH NO MOANING.
The face. The piece of the photo.
Her face has been cut out of all of the fucking photos.
Random love shit. Still a better love story than Twilight.
Lol when she says Peter it sounds like Peeta.
GHOST TOUCH. BAAAD TOUCH.
All the cut out pieces of the photo on a board. Disturbing.
The book flipping through the pages.
Lands on a creepy eye.
Flies.
Fucking flies.
I KNOW IT'S COMING GODDAMMIT DON'T HOLD ME BACK.
THE CLOSEEEEEEEET.
DEAAAAAD PEEEEOOOOPPLEEEEEE. That's why there are flies duh.
SHIT IT'S HER.
SHE FALLS LIKE A DUMBASS.
AND NOW SHE'S JUST LYING UPSIDEDOWN WTH.
WHY IS BUFFY LIKE A GHOST TO HIM IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE.
NOW HE'S FREAKING OUT.
And he's gone.
Ya know, outside of the fucking house of fucked up shit.
Oh my god wtf a guy banging against the wall.
He hung himself I guess.
Right. The Grudge girl had a terrible father or something that's why this shit is happening.
Oh look Doug.
Hey dude.
Shit it's heeeer. She's coming down the stairs like in the game D:
Fuck I hate this.
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. FSDGNHGESHDJFHTAGRSHDTAETGSR
FUCKING STOP IT D:
I hate this I hate this I hate this.
SHIT SHE GRABBED HIM.
OH GOD.
ESRDHTATEGRSHTAEGRSHTRaeg
Dead.
DSGSFG SFHSGHFTTRSG SRH ASRG STOOOOOP.
WTF SHE'S COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET HOW SHE WAS BEHIND HER LIKE 0.00000000000001 second ago.
The lighter.
She's gonna torch the place with the gasoline.
OH SHIT THE GRUDGE GIRL GRABBED HER ARM.
Oh well torched place it is.
Buffy isn't dead though.
Somehow.
Torched place, Grudge girl... but not dead. Wow. How.
Yeah yeah crying over Doug's body.
WTF HE'S MOVING.
OH SHIT IT'S THE GRUDGE GIRL. Oh no it's not. OH SHIT SHE'S BEHIND BUFFY NOW DDDDD: The fucking end. 2 more sequels. Fuck I don't wanna watch those. I really don't. asdfghjk
well that's the end. Hope you enjoyed this weird ass commentary on "Ju On: The Grudge".
Posted by DryYoshi. Posted In : Movies
